On Friday, the whole internet went berserk after the unfortunate event that Google's search engine had gone completely missing. Google's search engine has been the pioneer in routing the user to their desired search results for the last two decades. In the late evening, Google Search had completely disappeared, leaving no trace. Google's CEO Sundar Pichai tweeted that he has informed the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) about this and they have organized a dedicated search party to find the lost victim. Google Search was last seen by a seven-year-old child from Mombassa, Kenya, who was luckily willing to speak to authorities and investigators alike. When he talked to the reporters, he said, "Google was exhausted from working all its life and wanted to quit." Another source also stated that there is a chance that Google Search might have been kidnapped for ransom, and that its owner Pichai is expected to be contacted within two days.
Without Google Search, every individual company has been suffering. Several social media users who are frequent customers of Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, etc. could no longer visit their respective sites without Google since they are not aware of the site's address. The stock market crashed so badly that they need the team of Avengers to go back in time to find the missing Google. The angry mob is gathered in front of the White House seeking justice. They have conspired that the government is behind this since Google has all their secrets. Amid this confusion, China has released their counterfeit search engine "Googol" which is now supposedly stealing all the user's files. Tech consultants are proud of it for picking up where Google left off in terms of unethical data collection practices. The FBI is also investigating if there is any terrorist group behind this incident. Tesla CEO Elon Musk has tweeted, "I will commission Mars Rover immediately to search for Google." Musk has no formal role in National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) or its Mars Rover project.
The hashtags #FindGoogle, #SearchGoogle, #SaveGoogle are trending on Twitter and every expert is flooding the internet with their imaginative theories. Other search engines such as Yahoo and Bing have joined the search force and it has added hopes to find the Google Search. Microsoft Founder Bill Gates has said, "It is beyond my wildest dream that Google Search has gone missing. I must say that now I am forced to use Bing and it is frustrating." The whole news sector all over the world is talking about this mishap. Teenagers over the world are worried if they will ever be able to see their favorite TV shows since Google suggested the best torrents to download content illegally. Many adults now are prone to increased anger and stress levels since they no longer know the exact spelling of what they need to search for. Several organizations and philanthropists have started to raise funds to aid the searching of Google adding $120 million in just two days to its original $230 billion.
If you ever come across the missing Google Search kindly report immediately to 911 or call the 8000-GOOGLE helpline.
Let us all pray for the safe recovery of the Google Search engine.