Step 1: Don't.
Step 2: Seriously, Don't Do It.
Step 3: Why Are You Still Going To Do It?
Step 4: You Do It.
Step 5: Go to the ER treat your wounds.
Step 6: You Go And Do It Again...
*For people who have friends that will try to stop them from doing something so stupid but in the end will give up and just root for the pissed off cat to do their best to teach that person a lesson.