How To: visit the Caribbean on a budget*

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Step 1: Visit the closest open body of water (river, lake, ocean, pool, etc.)

Step 2: Sit down and stare into the distance towards the body of water

Step 3: Drink rum

Step 4: Drink more rum

Step 5: Keep drinking rum

Step 6: Hold up a postcard to your eyes showing the Caribbean  

Step 7: Enjoy your visit

*Intended for those with vacation budgets under $100.00

 

 

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