*For people who have friends that will try to stop them from doing something so stupid but in the end will give up and just root for the pissed off cat to do their best to teach that person a lesson.

"df demystifies" is TechNews's singular advice column, offering students the opportunity to access 13 years of undergraduate experience to help make the decisions that will or break their time at Illinois Tech.

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"df demystifies'"is TechNews's singular advice column, offering students the opportunity to access 13 years of undergraduate experience to help make the decisions that will or break your time at Illinois Tech.

You’re made of the stars

Of the fluffy white clouds on a bright summer day

Of the smell of grass after the rain

Of the crisp winter morning air

Breaking what has been a years-long silence on organized politics, Taylor Swift has thrown her absolute support behind the usurping rebel bad-boy Gaius Julius Caesar. Citing bad blood between herself and the long-standing senatorial party, Swift is ready for a change. Even if it means bracing for a march on Rome, wading across the Rubicon herself, or doing a concert tour in Gaul to drum up support, pop-music’s consul is ready for anything.

“df demystifies” is TechNews's singular advice column, offering students the opportunity to access 13 years of undergraduate experience to help make the decisions that will or break your time at Illinois Tech.

*Assuming that what your writing is unimportant to you or to those around you (As is the case for the author of this piece)